《小学英语情景剧剧本范文【优秀3篇】》
如今，英语已经成为了世界语，渗透在全世界的每一个角落，政治、经济、文化、娱乐，可以说，我们每天的生活，以及生活的每个方面，都在这种语言的影响之下。所以，从小教育孩子学习英语，是为了将来更好融入社会而刻不容缓的事情！以下是人见人爱的小编分享的小学英语情景剧剧本范文【优秀3篇】，在大家参照的同时，也可以分享一下给您最好的朋友。
英语情景剧剧本 篇1
人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin: Daughter
Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh: Small gangster（小流氓）
Trent Cheng: Big gangster（大流氓）
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SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: （A boy is crying.） Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!！ Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!
The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom: （I recognize the voice.） You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.？ I won’t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.（A girl is crying on the phone, "mom, help me~ help me~）
Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? （Hang up the phone more angrier.）
But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?
Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
SCENE II英语剧本大全ww.
Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.
The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.
The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.
Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!！ （The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head）
Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.
At this moment, the girl appears.
Small gangster: （Check the picture.） Hey!！ Buddy!！ Look! Is that her?
Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Small gangster: I’m so excited!！ Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster: （Hitting the small gangster’s head again.） Hey! Wake up!！ Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!
Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!！
Big gangster: Hey!！ Lady!！ Can you do me a favor?
Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster: （Murmuring） This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.
Eliza: Never mind!
Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?
Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…
Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.
Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.
Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~
Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!！ Let’s go!
Small gangster: How kind of you!！ My little girl.
Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, "Don’t move!" Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.
Eliza: What are you doingfrom《正义必胜》5人搞笑英语话剧剧本来自学优网end#？
Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.
Small gangster: （Talk to the big gangster.） Did you hear that, she is scared?
Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.
Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!
Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!
Big gangster: （Hit the small gangster angrily!） Idiot! I have a stupid partner. （Disappointed）
Eliza: I agree! （Nod head.）
Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.
Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.
SCENE III
Mother is preparing dinner.
Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!
No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.
Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.
Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!
Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.
Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!
Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!
Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster: Sure! Listen! （The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.）
Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.
The gangster takes the phone away.
Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.
Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.
Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?
Mom: Bargain is my hobby.
Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.
Mom: O.K. See you then!
At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.
Mom: Ha! （Mom shouts.）
The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.
Small gangster: Oh,！ My fish! Who’s there?
Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.
Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?
Big gangster: Where is the ransom?
Mom: Release my daughter first!
Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!
Mom: No way!
And the battle begins.
Mom: Justice is always the winner.
Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!
Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.
Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved.
Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?
Small gangster: I……
Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? （Turn to the big gangster.）
Big gangster: None of your business. （Run to the wall.） Leave me alone.
Eliza: Me! Me!
Celine: What do you want to say?
Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!
Mom: My turn. My turn.
Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?
Mom: Well……
Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.
Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…
Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.
Mom: Right. And they…
Celine: They want to trick you, but…
Mom: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.
Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
英语情景剧剧本 篇2
N--- narrator, MP--- Mother pig ， FP--- first pig, SP--- Second pig, TP--- Third pig, M---man
N: Once upon a time there was a mother pig who had three little pigs. The three little pigs grew so big that their mother said to them.
MP: You are too big to live here any longer. You must go and build houses for yourselves. But take care that the wolf does not catch you.
以前有一只猪妈妈和她的三只小猪住在一起。看这三只小猪一天天长大，他们的房子对他们来说已经太小了。猪妈妈就对小猪们说："你们长大了，这个房子已经住不下了。你们要为自己建造房子，但是要坚固的可以保护你们不被狼抓住。"
FP/SP/TP: Yes, Mum. We will take care that the wolf does not catch us.
三只小猪说道："是的，妈妈，我们不会让狼抓住我们的！"
N:The three little pigs set off. （三只小猪唱歌）
N:Soon they met a man who was carrying some straw.
FP: Please will please give me some straw? I want to build a house for myself.
M: Yes, of course. Here you are.
很快他们在路上遇到了一个背着稻草的人。第一只小猪说道："先生，可以给我一些你的稻草吗？我要用来造我自己的房子！""当然"，那人回答，并且给了一些稻草给第一只小猪。
N: Then the first pig build himself a house of straw. He was very pleased with his house.
FP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me.
SP: I shall build a stronger house than yours.
TP: I shall build a stronger house than yours, too.
然后第一只小猪造了他的稻草房子，他对他的房子很满意。他说："现在，狼就不会抓到我啦。"第二只小猪说："我要造一个比你更坚固的房子。" 第三只小猪说："我也要造一个比你更坚固的房子。"
N: The second little pig and the third little pig went on along the road. Soon they met a man who was carrying some sticks.
SP: Please will please give me some sticks? I want to build a house for myself.
M: Yes, of course. Here you are.
第二只小猪和第三只小猪继续上路，很快地，他们遇到了一个背着木材的人。第二只小猪说道："先生，可以给我一些你的木材吗？我要用来造我自己的房子！""当然"，那人回答，并且给了一些木材给第二只小猪。
N: Then the second pig build himself a house of sticks. He was very pleased with his house.
SP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me.
TP: I shall build a stronger house than yours.
然后第二只小猪造了他的木头房子，他对他的房子很满意。他说："现在，狼就不会抓到我啦。"第三只小猪说："我要造一个比你更坚固的房子。"
N: The third little pig walked on ，along the road, by himself. Soon he met a man carrying some bricks.
TP: Please will you give me some bricks? I want to build a house for myself.
M: Yes, of course. Here you are.
第三只小猪继续沿着路走着，很快的，他遇到了一个背着砖块的人。 小猪说："先生，可以给我一些你的砖块吗？我要用来造自
己的房子！"当然"， 那人回答，并且给了小猪一些砖块。
N:Then the third little pig built himself a house of bricks. It took him a long time to build it, for it was a very strong house. The third little pig was very pleased with his house.
TP: Now the wolf won’t catch me and eat me.
然后，第三只小猪花了好长时间，终于造好了自己的砖头房子，它是非常结实的。。第三只小猪对自己的房子很满意，他说："现在，只要我在房子里面，狼就不要想抓到我。"
N: The next day the wolf came along the road. He came to the house of straw which the first pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
W: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
第二天，狼从这条路上走来，到了第一只小猪的房子。狼敲了敲门说："小猪小猪，让我进去。"
FP: No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in.
W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
N: So he huffed and puffed and he huffed and puffed. The house of straw fell down.
小猪说："不不， 我不会让你进来的！"狼说："那样的话， 我会把你的房子吹掉~！"接着，狼开始深深吸了一口气，一口气把稻草房子给吹倒了。
FP:Oh, no, no. Help, help! （ The first pig ran into the second pig’s house.）
N: The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of sticks which the second little pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
W: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
第三天， 狼继续昨天的路， 到了第二只小猪的房子。 狼敲了敲门说："小猪小猪，让我进去。"
SP:No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in.
W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
N: So he huffed and puffed and he huffed and puffed. The house of sticks fell down.
小猪说："不不， 我不会让你进来的！"狼说："那样的话， 我会把你的房子吹掉~！"接着，狼开始深深吸了一口气，一口气把木头房子给吹倒了。
SP:Oh, no, no. Help, help! （ The first pig and the second pig ran to the third pig’s house.）
N: The next day the wolf walked further along the road. He came to the house of bricks which the third little pig had built. The wolf knocked on the door and said,
W: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
第四天， 狼继续昨天的路， 到了第三只小猪的房子。 狼敲了敲门说："小猪小猪，让我进去。"
TP:No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin, I will not let you come in.
W: Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in.
N: So he huffed and puffed and he huffed and puffed. But the house of bricks didn’t fall down.
小猪说："不不， 我用我的猪毛起誓，我不会让你进来的！"狼说："那样的话， 我会把你的房子吹掉~！"接着，狼开始深深吸了一口气，大力地吹着砖头房子，但是怎么都吹不倒。
N: The wolf was very angry. But he pretended not to be. （狼很生气，但是他装作没事。）
W: This is a clever little pig. If I want to catch him I must pretend to be his friend. （So the wolf said,） Little pig, if you will be ready at six o’clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Smith’s field. We shall find some nice carrots for dinner.
"这是一只聪明的小猪，如果我要吃他一定要装作是他的朋友。"所以狼说："小猪，如果你明天早上6点起来，我就带你去史密斯田里拔一些萝卜当作晚餐。"
PS: Very well.
N: But the third little pig was a clever little pig. The next morning he set off at 5 o’clock and filled his basket with carrots. Then he hurried home before 6 o’clock.
"好啊，"小猪回答。但是第三只小猪很聪明，第二天早上他5点就出发了，拔了一篮子萝卜然后赶在六点前回家了。
N: At six o’clock, the wolf knocked on the little pig’s door.
W: Are you ready, little pig?
PS: Oh! I have been to Farmer Smith’s field. I filled my basket with carrots and I am cooking my dinner.
六点的时候狼来敲门："小猪，你准备好了吗？"小猪回答："我已经去过史密斯地里了，还拔了一篮子萝卜，现在我正煮着它们呢。"
N: The wolf was very angry. But he pretended not to be. （狼很生气，但是他装作没事。）
W: Little pig, if you will be ready at five o’clock in the morning, I will take you to Farmer Brown’s apple tree. We shall find some red apples.
狼说："小猪，如果你明天早上5点起来，我就带你去布朗家的苹果树上摘红些苹果。"
PS: Very well.
N: The next morning the little pigs set off at 4 o’clock. He found the apple tree. He was picking apples when the wolf came along.
"好啊，"小猪回答。第三只小猪很聪明，第二天早上4点就出发了，他正在摘苹果的时候狼来了。
W: Aha~~， my dear little pigs!
PS: These are fine apples, Mr. Wolf. I’ll throw you one.
W: Oh, my god.
PS: Haha, goodbye, Mr. Wolf.
"哈哈，我亲爱的小猪们！"
"这些都是很不错的苹果哦，狼先生！我给你扔一个！"
"噢，我的天啊"
"再见了，狼先生！"
W: Little pig! I am going to eat you up. I am going to climb down your chimney to get you.
N: The little pigs put a big pot of water on the fire to boil. The wolf climbed on the roof and then he began to come down the chimney.
W: Oh, no! Help! Help!
N: The wolf fell into the hot water and died.
PS: <sing a song>
狼说道："小猪，我现在要吃掉你们。我要从你的烟囱爬下去抓你们。"小猪们烧开了一锅水等着。狼爬到屋顶，开始从烟囱往下跳，这时候，狼掉进了烧开的水里面被烫死了，这就是狼的结局。
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英语情景剧剧本 篇3
开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ，and there boss liubei 。don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ，Liu A ，he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no!本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ！ liu e dou 。 i took him out from the fire ，but my face hane already …ai ~。
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children, stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,！ you bitch dare to attack me ？?
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!！ wait!！ one two three… nine dark white bone fingers!！
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss ， goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作"九"的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ，it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ……
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕：人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No,it's very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it's going to rain?
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！ long
赵云：翼德救我！ help!！ brother three.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid…
赵云：kao!这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you,I almost lose a brave general!Why do I keep you alive,let me kill you!！（阿斗摔下）
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out ， he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside,zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代写剧本
张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ！
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了… black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful,i'm afaid
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! （clenches teeth）
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign ， the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"！
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ，You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ，stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ，Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a ， on ……On ……（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格）
（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop!！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong,carry zhangfei back quickly.
赵云：好的！ ok
（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）
（张飞、赵云二人下）
旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song become very very famous.The name is
《Only You》。（歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~）。